Thursday, April 19, 2007
Ghetto Spelling Bee
this may be slightly chim. lol.
i din get some of it!
& u may have to slang the english to sound like it.. haha.
if u guys interpreted it do let me know!
Tyreal came home from school disappointed. "I hate English, dem teachers are always changing stuff".
Mother: "Tyreal, have you been using bad words and writing dirty notes again?"
Tyreal: "Naw, momma, I sware I didn't. I used all of my spelling words in a sentence like the teacher say, but the teacher, she gave me an "F".
1. HOTEL - My Momma said that she ain' gon tell her friend Shaqueta nothing else, cause that HOTEL
(hog tell?) everthang she know.
2. HONOR ROLL - We was playing bidwiz on the stoop the other day and man, I was HONORROLL .
(on a roll)
3. PLANET - Leroy got arrested cause he got him some seed to grow weed, and he PLANET
(plant it) in the backyard. !
4. DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a needle and said DISMAY
(this may) hurt a little.
5. OMELETTE - I should punch you for what you jes said but OMELETTE
(i'm going to let?) it go dis time.
6. STAIRWAY - Getting high is stupid. It makes you STAIRWAY
(stare away) into space.
7. MOBILE - I went to buy some food, I was short on cash, and my man said gimme one MOBILE
(moment? or does he literally means his mobile phone? haha. i dunno leh!).8. DEFENSE - I saw this dude running from the! cops, but he hopped DEFENSE
(the fence) and got away.
9. AFRO - I got so mad at my girl, AFRO
(i throw) a lamp at her.
10. AFTERMATH - I don't feel like being at school today so AFTERMATH
(after maths literally. hahas!), I'm out.
11. LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET
(locked it, sis its u!) .
12. DOMINEERING - My girl's birthday was yesterday, so I got her a DOMINEERING
(diamond earring?) .
13 KENYA - I needed money for the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA
(can ya) spare some change.
14. DERANGE - DERANGE
(the range) is where da deer and da antelope play.
15 DATA- At my basketball game, I scored thirty points My coach say DATA
(erms?) boy.
16. BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is dis BEWARE
(where) I can get a job?"
17. DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION
(huh?) smart.
18. COATROOM - The ! judge sa id, "One more outburst, you'll be thrown out de COATROOM
(courtroom) ."
19. DECIDE - My boy fronting' like he love his girl but everybody know he got a couple of chicks on DECIDE
(the side) .
20. FASCINATE - Her dress got 10 buttons, but she so big she can't FASCINATE
(fasten it) .
hidden words are what i think are the answers!
once again copied from gerell's facebook (:
Posted by jiawen at 12:40:00 PM
